“What’s wrong with me, doc?” asks the patient. “My balls have turned blue!”
The doctor examines him and says his testicles have to be removed, or else he’ll die.
“I can’t let you do that!” the patient cries.
“Do you want to die?” the doctor asks. So the patient glumly consents to have his balls removed.
Two weeks later the patient returns. “Doc, now my penis has turned blue!”
The doctor examines him and reaches the same conclusion: his penis must go.
The man begins to cry. “How will I pee?”
“Simple. We’ll install a plastic pipe and that will do the trick,” says the doctor. “You don’t want to die, do you?”
Again, the man sadly consents to the procedure.
Two weeks later, the man returns again. “Doc! The pipe turned blue! What the hell is happening to me?”
“Well, I’m not really sure,” admits the doctor. “Wait… do you wear jeans?”